FUCK YOU SATAN! FUCK RIGHT OFF!
Jun 19, 2013

I would massacre a small family for francisco lachowski’s body

2 notes #ultimate body goals

Jun 17, 2013
“Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.”
— Chris Brogan (via joliesauvage)

(Source: quotethat)

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Jun 17, 2013

illkim:

My favorite sex toy is your credit card (◠‿◠✿)

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Jun 17, 2013
  • parent:why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me:well they turned into a cunt

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Jun 17, 2013

zooeydeschannoying replied to your post: at this point I think im only watching true blood…

lafayette should have died in season 1

I think the show needs his comedic relief though and his whole witch story is a lot more interesting than what some other characters have going on

1 notes #zooeydeschannoying

Jun 17, 2013

at this point I think i’m only watching true blood for lafayette, naked werewolves, and naked jason stackhouse

1 notes #its only speculation but you know every werewolf in that show is packing major dong #true blood

Jun 17, 2013

belgiankebab:

UHM. can we please talk about how we always see hairy vampire vaginas and we never get to see alcide or eric’s dicks? thank you.

9 notes #the truest fucking post #true blood be stressin a bitch out

Jun 17, 2013

That episode of true blood last night was a little disappointing in parts and i’m not sure yet if I like where the show is going. I really hope it gets better. 

1 notes #the acting was a little weird in the beginning too #maybe I just had to get used to it again??? idk

Jun 17, 2013

Looking for a man who can be the Raf to my Dior. All i’m getting lately tho is Hedi to my YSL.